In ignorance she could humor her fancy, and that proved a useful freedom.
~ Henry James, The Ambassadors
Knowledge handcuffs perception. I finally feel like I understand Henry James… For the longest time, listening to Jane Birkin’s vocals on Serge Gainsbourg’s ‘Je t’aime… moi non plus,’ I’d taken her for some nymphomaniac Gallic vixen. After learning she’s English, the accent is only too obvious. Another fantasy demolished.
Cats, it appears, are always being batted at by broom-wielding matrons in old cartoons and fairy tale illustrations. They have presumably done something to deserve it, or else the matrons in question, cheated of careers in hockey or golf, are re-capturing the glory of young girlhood at the expense of their domestic animals. Roughly sketched, those always seemed to me the two interpretive possibilities.
Now, however, I stumble on a third. No sooner have I picked up the broom and begun sweeping the kitchen floor in the evening than our cat, from whatever corner she was dozing in, infallibly appears and puts herself directly in the way. She has not, to my knowledge, been naughty; and I never cared for golf or hockey. Nonetheless, I am instantly transformed into a crotchety matron (patron?) launching kitty from the kitchen.
This happens too often to be mere coincidence, and so I wonder if the old image of the cat getting batted with a broom is not, after all, a symbol of household transgression receiving its just reward, or of swatter’s regret for missed chances at sports stardom. Maybe, instead, it’s a revelation of some unguessed perversity of feline nature: Maybe cats just like a good spanking now and then.
I can see the hair on your head turning grey already. Your beard looks to me like a map of the world with its mixture of greys and whites, of reds and blacks. Look here. See, this is Asia; here are the Tigris and Euphrates. Here are the mountains of the Moon. Do you see the Nile marshes?
~ Rabelais, Gargantua and Pantagruel, Book III
Today I cross the thirty-seventh parallel and time’s geography lessons feel a little tedious. Somewhere in Anthony Powell’s Music of Time Nick Jenkins says that a man never feels so old as he does in his middle thirties. I hope that’s true. It’s a pleasant thought to someday find myself contented in child-like antiquity, white-haired and bent, standing ankle-deep in the Nile marshes.
The rule of life seems to be that people are always ruined by the fulfillment rather than the denial of their hopes.
~ Thomas Berger, Vital Parts
Nonetheless, I say: ‘Bring on the ruin.’ Of course, this would mean that we effectively live each day in a state of perpetual lusting after disaster. I suppose that sounds about right.
I chose words for what I called their intensity. I wanted to be terse and exact. I wanted each word to burn into the page. My pen tortured the paper.
~ V.S. Pritchett, A Cab at the Door
Some words are girls next door. Others are postmen, auto mechanics or elderly librarians. Each has its customary place and function, and each gains intensity by being discovered in unexpected company. But thank God for the words that are always and everywhere Merna Kennedy circa 1932 in The Red-haired Alibi.
I came to the conclusion that people who went to evening classes were all more or less odd. It was unnatural to want to acquire knowledge after working hours.
~ Barbara Pym, A Glass of Blessings
In the late ‘90s I attended evening classes in Homeric Greek. The instructor, who also taught Latin, lived with his partner in the building next door to ours. He was a soft-spoken person with very fine fingers and though he was only ten years older than myself his hair had turned a brilliant, premature white that distracted from his lectures. At term-end parties he served cantaloupe balls wrapped in prosciutto and complained that it was no use converting to Roman Catholicism anymore since they’d done away with the Latin rite. I spent a year at the school pretending to be a character from Brian Friel’s Translations until I was finally overwhelmed by the full weight of the 150 forms of the verb Luo. Perhaps I wasn’t odd enough at the time. I like to think I’d do better now.