Few places capture your imagination… even fewer capture your soul.
~ Hotel promotional pamphlet
If it weren’t for this little clue printed on the folding map handed to me by the concierge I don’t know how long it might have taken to figure out just where I was. Hell is nothing like you imagine it. Dante and Milton would be disappointed. There’s valet parking, a fitness center and a miniature golf course. There are also several casinos nearby, which you might have expected. But the heated pool is not exactly a lake of fire.